made from moisture-wicking polyester, this jersey keeps you cool and dry, even when you’re running home—or from your existential dread. who knew the ultimate combination of athletic performance and dark humor could be found in a single piece of apparel? so, whether you're hitting home runs or just dodging life's curveballs, this jersey has you covered in both comfort & irony.
embrace the afterlife’s MVPs while staying fresh and dry—because even when you're dead serious, you don't have to sweat it.
100% moisture-wicking polyester that keeps you cool
